What’s it all about?
Leave your dancing inhibitions at home and rock out Bowie style in this dance workshop led by Jane Fondle of Hoops, Thighs & Buttocks. Bring as much lycra, wigs and accessories as possible and don’t forget your leg-warmers, sweat bands and all your retro werqout gear.
What will we cover?
Following a megamix 80’s warm-up you’ll learn simple choreography to one of the hottest songs from the 80’s. We’ll then perform it at the end of the class and world fame will be imminent.
Who will be teaching?
Jane Fondle from Hoops, Thighs & Buttocks is all about getting physical. A big name in local gyms in Melbourne’s outer suburbs during the aerobics fad, she was known for her unique ‘thrusting’ style and consequently had a huge influence on the increase of men participating in aerobics classes. She released a box set of x-rated aerobics workout videos which created a scandal in the fitness industry. As a result gyms wouldn’t hire her anymore. Though she possesses advanced pole handling skills, Fondle failed in her career move as a stripper because she refused to remove her beloved g-tard. This worked against her when a bad g-tard incident, whilst Flashdancing, left her unable to walk for some time. Now rehabilitated, she’s taking the world by storm with Hoops, Thighs & Buttocks, doing her bit for world peace by teaching Booty Camp, 80’s dance, Voga and hula hoop classes, hens parties and corporate team-building workshops to anyone willing to put on a headband and some glitter nail polish and strike a pose.